Out of the Mouths of Husbands Part III

Watching The Little Mermaid:
"Do you think King Triton is a polygamist? His daughters are all very different looking."

"My big fat guy spit on my head today." (referencing a patient)

Buddy: "Do you want French horns with your eggs?"
Me: "Umm...French horns?"
Buddy: "Can't think of it right now - it has something to do with some nationality."
Me: "ENGLISH MUFFINS?!"
Buddy (sheepishly): "Yep. Those are the ones."

Just a few of the things muttered while loading the dishwasher:
"We've had a lot of weird stuff to go on the bottom rack lately. I've had to fanagle a lot tonight."
"Where did these come from?!" (referencing cookie sheets that had been there for hours)
"Son of a..."
"This looks like maconeum."

Belly laughing at my husband is a lot harder to do these days, but obviously it still happens a lot.